* New Day * — Olympics Open Thread: Your Favorite Event (Real or Imaginary)?

Every day is a new day and with that, a new opportunity. EVERYONE is welcome and please join us each morning at 7:30 AM PACIFIC to tell us what you're working on, share your show & tell, vent, whatever you want...   ...this is an open thread. Nothing is off topic.

Consider this an open thread, whether on all things Olympic (including athletes, politics, events, and sports competitions you would like to see), unusual weather in your area (we have !RAIN! which counts as unusual here in northern California), or anything else that's on your mind.

I've never paid much attention to the Olympics in the past, but if there's something or someone I really ought to see please let me know!

I will suggest a few potential Olympic events, though:

How about....
Shirtless Horseback Riding?
Vodka Shots-put?
Kossack dancing?
Conservative Cryathalon?
Thin Ice-Dancing?
Luge Surfing?
Toe Curling?
Snowden Boarding?
Tonsil Hockey?
Bi-Triathalon?
It Figures Skating?

In Russian, (noun) (verbs) you!